s Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Friday, 18 January 2019

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Funny valentines day quotes: A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Hilarious Valentines Day Quotes


2) It’s funny how we set qualifications for the right person to love when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion



3) Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.



4) Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.



5) One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The Eskimos have fifty-two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.

6) No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.



7)  Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.



8) Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.


9) Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.



10) It is impossible to love and be wise.

Love is a grave mental disease.

Never go to bed mad—stay up and fight.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.



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