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Wednesday, 19 December 2018

Merry Christmas Memes Funny, Xmas Jokes, Hilarious Santa Claus Comedy

Funny Christmas Memes, Xmas Jokes, Hilarious Santa Claus Comedy

So are you looking for some funny memes for this Xmas on December 25th??? Chill dude!! You just came to the right place. Here we provided you with some of the top Merry Christ Mass memes for you. These are picked from some of the top trending hilarious memes on Christmas day. Here we give you the best funny Christmas memes which are trending all over on Facebook,Whatsapp, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr. You can directly share these amazing Xmas jokes with your friends and family members on this Christmas season. These are very hilarious and full of comedy. We have handpicked these merry Christmas memes for you as we found that Christians love Xmas memes very much on the Christmas day. The Santa memes are being shared a lot and it caught our attention.



Funny Merry Christmas Memes, Xmas Jokes, Hilarious Santa Claus Comedy

This is the month, and this the happy morn, wherein the Son of heaven's eternal King, of wedded Maid and Virgin Mother, born, our great redemption from above did bring.

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months. -Calvin Coolidge


For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.


Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!


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You light up my life like a Christmas tree. I am grateful to be your friend.

Christmas time comes once a year and thanks to friends like you I am full of cheer!


Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas . . . perhaps . . .means a little bit more

I heard the bells on Christmas day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet the words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

I notice this, each year I live: I always like the gifts I get, but how I love the gifts I give!

Merry Christmas to you my dear, may you have a healthy, successful and joyful New Year.



Christmas is the time to give gifts to your family and let them know how much you care about them, so that’s what I’m doing.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.


I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!... Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They
invented the art of giving Christmas presents.


I wish we could put up some Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

Money is scarce, times are hard, but I still managed to get you a Christmas card.

A Christmas greeting from a lawyer: Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Disclaimer: the wisher of these wishes claims no liability, the terms ‘merry’ and ‘happy’ should not be construed as legal advice and the word ‘Christmas’ should be interpreted as including any and all other holidays, religious or otherwise, that occur in/or around the same time of year.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you're home.


For the spirit of Christmas fulfills the greatest hunger of mankind.

May the Christmas spirit shine like the Christmas lights and warm your hearts this holiday season. Have a blessed holiday!

Christmas is all about giving, sharing and eating. May your home be filled with love, lights, and singing. Happy Holidays!

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given.


Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

From miles away, no matter how far we are, the warmth of Christmas will bring us closer together. May you have a wonderful holiday!

Have a jolly and blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year!


Giving presents is a talent: to know what a person wants, to know when and how to get it, to give it lovingly and well.

I like my men like I like my Christmas ornaments: bright, colorful and well hung!

Do you know why this Christmas card is so wonderful? Because it isn’t an email and it isn’t a tex

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Thanks to autocorrect, the children who don’t check over their work will be getting a visit from Satan this year.

It’s the thought that counts and I put a ton of thought into picking out this Christmas card for you!


I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

May you stop taking “selfies” and instead create “gives” in the spirit of Christmas. Happy Holidays!

I wish you and your family a joyful, serene and white Christmas. Happy Holidays!

Hilarious Merry Christmas Meme Pictures To Share With Your Best Friends and Naughty Boyfriend/Girlfriend

May you receive the gifts of peace and love. Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year!

Peace, love, and harmony I wish to you and may His love fill your home with blessings too. Happy Holidays!

Funny Merry Christmas Memes
Funny Merry Christmas Memes
Christmas quotesGifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.


Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Funny Merry Christmas Memes collection
Funny Merry Christmas Memes collection
Christmas, in its final essence, is for grown people who have forgotten what children know. Christmas is for whoever is old enough to have denied the unquenchable spirit of man.

May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope;
The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
The heart of Christmas which is love.

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.

Funny Merry Christmas Memes collection 2015
Funny Merry Christmas Memes collection 2015
Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men.

Here’s to a year of blessings and beyond. Have a Merry Christmas!

Let us celebrate Christmas with lots of fun, surprises, and magic. May you have a wonderful Christmas!
Happy Holidays. Wishing you every happiness this holiday season and throughout the coming year.

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Berry

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple

2015 Funny Merry Christmas Memes Collection ~ Hilarious Santa Claus Meme
2015 Funny Merry Christmas Memes Collection ~ Hilarious Santa Claus Mem

Love, joy, and peace are the ingredients for a wonderful Christmas. We hope you find them all this festive season. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

 Wishing you a great time on Christmas and many, big, fantastic, unbelievable gifts!

Happy christmas memes
Happy christmas memes
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your heart and fill every desire

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.

happy xmas memes
happy xmas memes
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to the sweetest little princess on earth.

“Christmas is the time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” – Jay Leno

hilarious merry christmas memes
hilarious merry christmas memes
Christmas Sweetness List: Christmas carols, decorations, toys, candy and most of all — YOU!

I am so happy to celebrate Christmas with you, my friend, my confidant, and my hero.

Your friendship and your love is the best Christmas gift that I’ve gotten. May the glow of the Christmas candles brighten your day.




Stay jolly and merry this holiday season and may Santa give you many gifts for no reason. Happy Holidays!

There’s no gift out there that I can give you to show you how much I care. You are my best friend in the world and I will carry you in my heart everywhere I go.

What I treasure most this Christmas is your friendship. Merry Christmas friend!

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Wishing you a Christmas full of love, joy, and cheer, and may these wishes last for you throughout the whole New Year!

Merry Christmas best friend, thanks for all the joy you send! Happy New Year to you too, may you have joy all year through.


Merry Christmas my friend, I’ll tell you what you are, you’re as beautiful as an angel, as bright as a star.


“Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That’s why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.”

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas, the birth of Santa?” – Bart Simpson

“I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.”

I am permanently on the naughty list, and damn proud of it too!

I took my daughter to go see Santa at the mall, and guess what that jerk did? He called her a ‘ho’ three times!


Wishing you a Merry Christmas and may you have good health, abundance and everlasting joy in your life.

Can I please have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Does anyone else think it is strange that we allow an old, fat man to sneak into our house in the middle of the night, eat cookies and drink milk and then fill our socks with his junk?


Have a cheerful, holly, jolly, and a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New year too!

I dream for you a white Christmas and may your New Year be merry and bright. Merry Xmas!

May the joy of Christmas fill your home with gifts, warm greetings and a loving family. Have a blessed Christmas!


May the angels bring you peace and protect you. Merry Christmas and have a prosperous New Year!

May your wish list come true. Happy Holidays!

December is here and the Christmas spirit fills the air. Let us honor our king who is near and dear. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


I wish Santa could wrap you up because all I want for Christmas is you here with me.

Family and friends we gather near to celebrate Christmas with carols and cheers. Happy Holidays!

May you share joyful memories, laughter and good cheer with your loved ones on this Christmas.


I don’t need anything from Santa because I was blessed with such a wonderful family. Merry Christmas!

May Santa bring you the gifts you want and may you never take your blessings for granted. Be thankful and Merry Christmas! Happy holiday wishes to you!

May your Christmas be filled with sharing, loving, and thanking God for all his blessings. Happy holidays!


I wish you the gift of love, a blessing of hope and a year of success. Merry Christmas with lots of love!

May the stars shine on you this season and all the year throughout. Have a wonderful Christmas!

Sending you lots of love and heartfelt wishes to have a wonderful Christmas and holiday cheer. Happy New Year!

hilarious xmas memes
hilarious Xmas memes
Since our children are grown up now, we really enjoy seeing Christmas through your young eyes. Thank you so much.

Wishing you a beautiful holiday with lots of cheers and gifts coming your way. Merry Xmas greetings!

This Christmas season may your heart glow with cheer and may you have someone to kiss under the mistletoe. Merry Christmas and a healthy New Year!



Funny Christmas Memes, Xmas Jokes, Hilarious Santa Claus Comedy.

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